so apparently this is the real mike..

iwannabefat:

remember how he was fake?

yeah he’s also actually a girl .

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cockhole, grammanazi etc etc

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-ichanelbeezy:

carsonita:

This is my ex-boyfriend… L O FUCKING L.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, omg this seriously made my fucking night.

He sounds so heart broken :( PLZ DONT g0000000000000

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meh

so someone asked me to describe my self in complete form and though and this is the best I could think of

I’m me although there may not be anyone exactly like me I contain the most basic traits of every human and slightly nothing more, but what sets me apart from other people is that I care, my heart is shaken by people in need and my soul is shaped by those who cry

"Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I’ve ever known.
Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters, 1999"

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SIlly josef!

You have no idea what you do to me.

You have no idea what you do to me.

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Silly josef